The Pokémon Company International has a new job opening for an ambitious candidate with proficiency in Microsoft Office Suite.
Your job title: Director, Diversity, Equity, Inclusion & Social Responsibility.
How much should 5 years of showing leadership qualities and the ability to throw together a spreadsheet earn, you ask?
Perhaps $30,000 a year? Or $45,000? Maybe $60,000, you say?
How about $178,000.00 – $267,000.00 a year!
AAA Animators Get Paid Less LOL
Now let’s compare this cream-of-the-crop of a job position with one that actually requires skill, technical expertise, and decades worth of experience: AAA video game development.
Riot Games
First up is Riot Games in their Associate Art Director for Valorant opening. Valorant is one of the most popular FPS games right now and a rising eSport:
Requirements:
- 5+ years of experience leading environment-focused art teams in game development
- Has shipped levels on at least 1 First Person Shooter
- Deep knowledge of the VALORANT IP
Pay: $176,400.00 – $245,700.00
Blizzard
Want to work for Blizzard crafting award-winning cinematics in the Cosby Suite as a Senior Digimatte Artist? Well, this is what you need:
Requirements:
- Experience with 3ds Max & Nuke in a professional environment (Game Studio, VFX/Animation Studio).
- 5+ years’ experience working within AAA game cinematics and/or the VFX/Animation Industry.
- Experience with Maya, VRay, Redshift, Zbrush, Mudbox, Speed Tree, GrowFX, Forest Pack, World Machine, Gaea, Photoshop, Substance and Quixel Studio
Pay: $92,913.6 – $171,808 (lol)
Naughty Dog
Want to work like a dog in one of the most hostile gaming studios as a Lead Environment Concept Artist? Well, you happen to be in good fortune:
Requirements:
- At least 8 years of experience as a concept artist, working on at least one AAA title
- An individual contributor, who is able to make environment concepts in the highest quality across the industry
- Knowledge of working with various 3D packages, used in concept work and in collaboration with other departments
Pay: $128,400—$192,600
Activision
Finally, your option is to work with Activision Blizzard, Inc. as a Senior Viewmodel Animator for Infinity Ward:
Requirements:
- Excellent Maya Animation experience
- Understanding of real-world weapon functionality
- +4 years of Game Development experience
Pay: $80,800.00 – $149,400.00
It’s About Sending A Message
You see, only the most vapid and self-apprising individuals would have the gaul to seek out a DEI position of a beloved franchise. The high pay is the only incentive for such a position, which essentially amounts to a bribe.
Yes, all you have to do is sell your soul to Vanguard and care nothing about the Pokémon IP or fanbase and you could be a millionaire within the decade as the Director of Diversity, Equity, Inclusion & Social Responsibility of The Pokémon Company International!
Let’s be frank, DEI positions are not real jobs, they exist only because of third-party investors and a society that views its customers as mindless consumers from whom they leech funds and manipulate through technocratic social engineering techniques.
Carl Teichrib in his book Game of Gods, perfectly articulates this culture:
“When naturalism is our basis for reality and scientific materialism our source of authority, when consumerism becomes our purpose and product our identity, then what is Man but a number? Humanity simply turns into another thing to be engineered, another statistic to be cataloged. We become a human resource. Modernity in the West celebrated the building of great and marvelous things, but it did something to the soul.”
The goal of DEI is to break national identity.
We are all to be part of one big genderless, globalist family seeking to build a tower to the heavens while living in pods and eating zee bugs.
The promise of progress is nothing more than religious propaganda. It is a literal cancer to society that destroys everything that was before and neuters the present to snuff the future.
It’s the fruit of a bad tree, the evidence of a worthless shepherd that seeks to kill, steal, and destroy.
Perhaps there is a better way. A religion based on truth. A Way that leads to life and an existence of peace and abundance.
Wisdom is indeed justified by her children.
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The Crater Good check this out 👀
Good work, ol’ chap. It’s just another reminder to support independent entertainment to replace all this vacuous dreck. Hopefully we all can still go on with our lives when the phase 2, woke Babel collapses.
Thinking of covering more games moving forward, is that something you would like to see? What topics to you enjoy us covering?
Sure! And as far as reporting on other topics, there is a lot to consider. Maybe more about pop culture and music would be good.